Space Humor Fan Gifts

'You won't go away empty-handed. We have some lovely parting gifts, including the fun, home version!'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Save Our Universe

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

"Why don't you pop back in a couple of years - we'll talk again!"

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Stand up comedians from outer space.

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'