Space Humor Fan Mugs

'You won't go away empty-handed. We have some lovely parting gifts, including the fun, home version!'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Save Our Universe

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

Moon's Portaloo.

First attempt at the Big Bang

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Space is not for pussies!"

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"Why don't you pop back in a couple of years - we'll talk again!"

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

A workman ponders a bolt on a track