Space Comedy Fan Gifts

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Well, whaddaya know, your insurance DOES cover probes. Check-Out.

I've got a scorching dose of CLANGERS!

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'I don't think we need to worry too much about an invasion -- they left the lights on and locked the keys inside.'

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

First space criminal investigation

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Save Our Universe

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Dr. Roo.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Alien attack in the 1950s

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

Moon's Portaloo.