Space Comedy Lover Gifts

"Maybe we should try another line instead of 'Take me to your leader.'"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Save Our Universe

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

First Contact

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'