Space Comedy Lover Gifts

"Maybe we should try another line instead of 'Take me to your leader.'"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Save Our Universe

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

First Contact

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."