Space Comic Lover Gifts

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

"We've made great progress!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Flying sauces.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

The Milky Way (Detail)

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Astronaut love

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.