Outer Space Comic Fan Gifts

Flying sauces.

Flyfishing for dummies.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Climbing to the moon...

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Space Shuttle.

Preserving space heritage.

Earth seen from Space (restricted view).

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

'A bathroom!!'

A workman ponders a bolt on a track