Outer Space Comic Fan Gifts

Flying sauces.

Flyfishing for dummies.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Alien attack in the 1950s

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Climbing to the moon...

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Hell cannot contain me!"

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Space Shuttle.

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

'A bathroom!!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Earth seen from Space (restricted view).

Preserving space heritage.

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

Spaceman serving shrimp.

A workman ponders a bolt on a track