Outer Space Junkie Gifts

Space Shuttle.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Boptimism

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Flying sauces.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Climbing to the moon...

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

"Not in my name!"

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

"I made it from a lost space probe."

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

Alien surrendering to huge telescope because it looks like a gun

Rocket with preparing astronauts.

Mass Deportation Plan

Preserving space heritage.

Man: 'Okay,get ready folks! Here come the Astronaughts!'

"Could you help me with this?"