Outer Space Aficionado Gifts

'This place lacks atmosphere.'

"Paul turn off your flashlight. There's a real interesting star cluster I'm trying to get a picture of."

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'...and that's a lovely ball played into space by the midfielder!'

'A bathroom!!'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Flying sauces.

"Not now, Oliver."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Well, that one got away."

dog vs UFO...

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"We evolved from asteroids"