Space Aficionado Gifts

'Why do I have to wear a hardhat?!!'

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"

Budget Astronomy

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

'We need more space.' 'And time.'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"They say laughter is the best medicine."

"Look out! There's another one of those things!

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Keep the window closed and don't hang out your elbow. . . At least when you're flying a space shuttle and it's -270 degrees outside.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Hmm....these Earthlings don't seem impressed with out gift of Betamax video recorders..."

Selfie

Homeless man selling 'original' Gauguin and Mir remains

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Uh oh. Assteroids.'

NASA, 'Now, don't panic, but I think we got a parking ticket.'

A More Perfect Union.

'When I said 'Hobby' I meant something like stamps!'

Space Force!

"That's what I call a near miss."

"A little lower."

Deported

Astronauts in rocket, "Roger, Roger"

"This is 'Emissions Control' to VW...Looks like you're in for a rough ride...!"

Dumbo in Space

Do you think the moon is real? Well

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

Daylight Savings Time Issues On Other Planets