Aerospace Aficionado Gifts

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

Boeing shares fall

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

The World Wide Web.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

TSA Noah

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Cow Blue Arrows

The World's Easiest Airport

'I'm on my way!'

You must be this tall.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Geese's Thoughts.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

A private jet takes off

Employee of the Month Parking