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"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World's Easiest Airport

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cow Blue Arrows

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World Wide Web.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'I'm on my way!'

You must be this tall.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

A private jet takes off

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Employee of the Month Parking

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."