Aerospace Enthusiast Gifts

You must be this tall.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Walking Luggage.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Well, that one got away."

'Gravity...Go figure!'