Aerospace Enthusiast Gifts

You must be this tall.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Teenagers!'

Airlines

Servicemen.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Walking Luggage.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Head over Hooves

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Well, that one got away."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Cow Blue Arrows

How did THAT get there? Wash me.