Airplane Enthusiast Gifts

"I spy with my little eye—something on fire."

TSA Security

'I wish I looked like a model.'

Airline concerns.

Setting Cabin Temperature

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

'Hi, I'm Joe Smith, but my friends call me, Simba! Lord of the Jungle!'

Angels with Gas Masks

Budget airline charging extra for an oxygen tank.

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

When there's not much to do.

The Toad Less Travelled

"Sir, this is an exit row. Can you confirm that, in case of emergency, you're comfortable being the first to get the hell out?"

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

Men getting off planes at airport and boarding people with wings

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

Flight Socks.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

Walking Luggage.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'