Aviation Enthusiast Gifts

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"Don't worry—he surrounds himself with good people."

'Immediately after Orville Wright's historic 12-second flight, his luggage could not be located.

'This one's for coffee.'

"OK, head on down then take the second lane on the right, hang a left then first right, up ahead is the runway. You can't miss it."

"Right, the next couple through we'll strip search!"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'He's texting again.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'On the plus side folks, we'll be landing way, way ahead of schedule.'

'Trade you seats?'

Airport - You are here ... Your luggage is here.

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'You can relax now, ladies and gentlemen, , , we're through all of that rough turbulence,'

'Not only is this the shortest runway I've ever seen it's also the widest!'

"I don't know. What do you want to do?"

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."

"Maybe they've oversimplified the cockpit controls."

'Oops' Plane crash

'Forget everything I told you about flying.'

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

On the plus side, folks, we should have you on the ground way, way ahead of schedule...

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

'Dang! Crashed again! Oh well... I've got to get to my flight.'

'This will be interesting, let's show them who's the chicken here.'

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Believe me VHT=003. You are too low!!

'How the heck are we supposed to land on a runway that's upside down?'

'What do you mean you left the keys on your dresser?!'

"Don't worry. Insurance should cover it."

'See, Dear? Flying upside down isn't as dangerous as it looks.'