Airplane Enthusiasts Gifts

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cow Blue Arrows

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Birds Following Witch.

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'He must be going economy!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'