Aircraft Enthusiast Gifts

Multiple Migs

And it only costs half as much as a stealth bomber!

Shooting down a plane. Oops.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

The World's Easiest Airport

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Cow Blue Arrows

TSA Noah

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

You must be this tall.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

Employee of the Month Parking

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"