Aircraft Enthusiast Mugs

Multiple Migs

Shooting down a plane. Oops.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Cow Blue Arrows

The World's Easiest Airport

You must be this tall.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

A private jet takes off

Airplane Mode.

Employee of the Month Parking

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."