Aeronautics Enthusiast Mugs

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Flying saucer balloon.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Cow Blue Arrows

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

TSA Noah

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The World's Easiest Airport

You must be this tall.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

Airplane Mode.

A private jet takes off