Airborne Enthusiast Mugs

The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

TSA Noah

Cow Blue Arrows

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

You must be this tall.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Airplane Mode.

Birds Following Witch.

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'He must be going economy!'

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."