Airship Enthusiast Gifts

Spiked! Unfortunate mishap to a Zeppelin-through a Lack of Proper Caution in Descending.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

On the brink.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The World's Easiest Airport

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

You must be this tall.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Employee of the Month Parking