Airship Aficionado Gifts

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Good Year Blimp.

Small dirigible over den earth globe

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Walking Luggage.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The World Wide Web.

Cow Blue Arrows

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

TSA Noah

The World's Easiest Airport

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Employee of the Month Parking

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

A private jet takes off

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"