Aircraft Aficionado Gifts

At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.

'Would you mind switching seats with me... I'm actually terrible at parallel parking.'

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Cow Blue Arrows

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"