Plane Aficionado Gifts

Airshow.

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Walking Luggage.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The World Wide Web.

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

A private jet takes off

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Birds Following Witch.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Employee of the Month Parking

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Kamikaze Colour

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Airport Bored Rooms

Ace High

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'