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Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

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A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Walking Luggage.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

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The World Wide Web.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

A private jet takes off

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Birds Following Witch.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Employee of the Month Parking

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Kamikaze Colour

Airport Bored Rooms

Ace High

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'