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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

TSA Noah

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The World Wide Web.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Cow Blue Arrows

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'I'm on my way!'

You must be this tall.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

A private jet takes off

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"