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NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Can our software do that?'

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

A private jet takes off

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Boy pilot.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Employee of the Month Parking

Birds Following Witch.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

The First Kite

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'