Plane Fanatic Gifts

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Birds Following Witch.

A private jet takes off

Boy pilot.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

The First Kite

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.