Aviation Fanatics Gifts

"Oh no, my jumper's snagged!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Can our software do that?'

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

Cow Blue Arrows

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The World's Easiest Airport

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

A private jet takes off

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"