Aviation Fanatic Gifts

Jobs Alexa couldn't do.

Covid and World Tourism

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Servicemen.

'Can our software do that?'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The World's Easiest Airport

Cow Blue Arrows

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World Wide Web.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

A private jet takes off

Employee of the Month Parking