Plane Enthusiast Gifts

Dave - We need you back at the office.

Airliner passenger sees mechanic reading book on how to repair the engines.

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Flying Doctors

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

'Off...? So...then the legends are ture!'

'The worst part is not knowing how the flight movie ended.'

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."

Bev puts on an old favorite

Hypersonic Plane. . . Plain Sonic Hype.

I warned you to keep it low!

Airlines

'Welcome to Hippopotamus, Buffalo, Some Animal, New York.'

"Sorry, boss, Mr. Price had to go to the store."

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

'Sometimes I worry that my kids are to pampered, so this summer I wanted them to experience life as those less fortunate than us live it...It's positively the last time I ever fly economy!'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Multiple Migs

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Cow Blue Arrows

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

TSA Noah

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'