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Dave - We need you back at the office.

Airliner passenger sees mechanic reading book on how to repair the engines.

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Flying Doctors

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

'Off...? So...then the legends are ture!'

'The worst part is not knowing how the flight movie ended.'

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."

Bev puts on an old favorite

I warned you to keep it low!

Airlines

'Welcome to Hippopotamus, Buffalo, Some Animal, New York.'

"Sorry, boss, Mr. Price had to go to the store."

'Sometimes I worry that my kids are to pampered, so this summer I wanted them to experience life as those less fortunate than us live it...It's positively the last time I ever fly economy!'

Multiple Migs

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cow Blue Arrows

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Airplane Mode.

Birds Following Witch.