Plane Enthusiasts Gifts

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

Passenger profiling takes a new turn.

"I'd love to get away from it all but I'm bringing a lot of it with me."

"This is the captain speaking. I urge the hysterical brat in seat 18C to screech in a lower key. Thanks."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cow Blue Arrows

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Birds Following Witch.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'He must be going economy!'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"