Plane Hobbyists Gifts

Drones

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Birds Following Witch.

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'So, how was flight school?'

Flight Socks.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Airplane Seatbelts

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

RAF plane ride.

Bev puts on an old favorite

I warned you to keep it low!

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship