Toy Plane Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes, son, it's true. You're adopted."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

Flight Socks.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

RAF plane ride.

Bev puts on an old favorite

I warned you to keep it low!

Only in the newspapers.

Airline concerns.

'I wish I looked like a model.'

Airshow.

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

Multiple Migs

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

The Day They Invented Papyrus

Dave - We need you back at the office.