Toy Plane Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes, son, it's true. You're adopted."

Airlines

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Flight Socks.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

RAF plane ride.

I warned you to keep it low!

Only in the newspapers.

Bev puts on an old favorite

Airline concerns.

Airshow.

The Day They Invented Papyrus

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

Multiple Migs

Dave - We need you back at the office.

Setting Cabin Temperature