Model Airplane Fanatic Gifts

Naked sunbather about to be attacked by boys model plane

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

RAF plane ride.

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'I wish I looked like a model.'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

Jobs Alexa couldn't do.

Kangaroo in a plane.

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

'It's our new stealth model drone, sir.'

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

Paper Airplane

At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.

'Model Aircraft.'

Drones

Drone.

Model Airplanes

"I've never dated a model before."

'The wise hermit from the mountain peak? No way - I'm just waiting for the Airbus!'

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

Covid and World Tourism

"Yes, son, it's true. You're adopted."