Model Airplane Collecting Gifts

For Sale: Red Arrow

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

OOPS!

RAF plane ride.

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Multiple Migs

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

Working from home.

'It's our new stealth model drone, sir.'

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

Paper Airplane

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

'Model Aircraft.'

Drone.

Drones

"I've never dated a model before."

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

Airplane cockpit has a paper aeroplane in it.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.

"The whole squadron could be wiped out if he starts throwing poo!"