Model Airplane Collector Gifts

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

Raw Piano Bar

OOPS!

RAF plane ride.

For Sale: Red Arrow

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

'I wish I looked like a model.'

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Multiple Migs

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

Working from home.

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

Model steam train pulls into a station

"They’re after a younger demographic."

Paper Airplane

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

Drone.

Drones

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

"I've never dated a model before."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

Ship in a Bottle.

Airplane cockpit has a paper aeroplane in it.