Collecting Plane Models Gifts

OOPS!

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Model Building

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

For Sale: Red Arrow

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Multiple Migs

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

Working from home.

'It's our new stealth model drone, sir.'

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

"They’re after a younger demographic."

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

"The whole squadron could be wiped out if he starts throwing poo!"

A hitman sitting next to a fishbowl with a model of a drowned man

"The crew is getting restless, captain."

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Air Control.

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

'Single model plane collector in search of intelligent attractive woman. Send a picture of your planes.'

Naked sunbather about to be attacked by boys model plane

Hitech Amusement.

King paper plane.

Grumpy,sleepy,doc,dopey.

'Fool me once...'