Collecting Planes Gifts

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

OOPS!

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

For Sale: Red Arrow

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

Multiple Migs

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

'I love that new horse smell.'

Winding up a car window.

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

Heat Wave Podium

'Okay, which one of you guys just tooted?'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.