Collecting Planes Pillows

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

OOPS!

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

For Sale: Red Arrow

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Multiple Migs

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.

'I love that new horse smell.'

Winding up a car window.

Heat Wave Podium

"This year's model makes everything before it look like garbage." "I'm looking for a used car." "Last year's model is destined to become a classic!"

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

The little engine that could, but didn't feel like it

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."