Collecting Model Planes Pillows

Multiple Migs

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Model Building

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

OOPS!

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Micheal Schumacher.

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Working from home.

'It's our new stealth model drone, sir.'

"They’re after a younger demographic."

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

Papi agrees to buy Baldo a lowrider but it's a model car.

"The whole squadron could be wiped out if he starts throwing poo!"

A hitman sitting next to a fishbowl with a model of a drowned man

You're my Chattanooga Choo Choo!

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Air Control.

'Congratulations, Louigi. You're going to be a made man!'

'Single model plane collector in search of intelligent attractive woman. Send a picture of your planes.'

Naked sunbather about to be attacked by boys model plane

Hitech Amusement.

Grumpy,sleepy,doc,dopey.

'Fool me once...'

King paper plane.