Aeroplane Collection Gifts

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

OOPS!

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

RAF plane ride.

For Sale: Red Arrow

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Multiple Migs

'I bet that new guy can't wait to tell a bunch of tall tales about where he's been and stuff...'

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

Kangaroo in a plane.

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

Working from home.

'Are we there yet?'

Words you don't ever want to hear: 'I keep forgetting - east, is that to the left or the right of north?'

Yellow Airplane

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

"Oi you. . . down the back. . . sit still and watch this video on the dangers of sitting still."

"They’re after a younger demographic."

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

'RIGHT! That's IT young man! You're grounded!'

"Your pilot is still de-icing."

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

"The whole squadron could be wiped out if he starts throwing poo!"

Captain Pointy No.14 - Falling out a loop the loop