Collecting Aviation Memorabilia Gifts

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

OOPS!

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

RAF plane ride.

For Sale: Red Arrow

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Exempli Gratia.

Multiple Migs

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

Snail Crossing.

I hear he's a very sentimental planet. Yeah, it's a schmaltz world after all.

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

Kangaroo in a plane.

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

Working from home.

Where airbags should be.

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

The Boche Catcher

Bob always reads the Passenger Information Card, just to see what it says about him.

"The whole squadron could be wiped out if he starts throwing poo!"

'Just before you go sir, Fred's bringing the service history.'

Driver Bonnet Ornament.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"Aye, Captain, reverse course, I say reverse course!"

Christmas, 1919.

'Fool me once...'