Collecting Airline Paraphernalia Gifts

Bob always reads the Passenger Information Card, just to see what it says about him.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Sister Cities

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Travellin' through?"

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

OOPS!

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

Monster Souvenir

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

"ME!!!"

Multiple Migs

"How much for just the ring?"

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

Snail Crossing.

I love Big Ben

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

Where airbags should be.

"Half of me loves being a pirate, and half of me regrets it."

Mail by carrier pigeon

"What? I bought this scythe as a souvenir while I was on vacation in Switzerland!"

Excess Baggage: A Souvenir stand travelers would really like to see.

My parents visited Turin and all I got was this lousy shroud.

"My husband is so into beer, he's sweating oat stout."

Post Post Office

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'