Collecting Luggage Gifts

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Utility Chic.

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"You overpacked again."

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

Your Luggage

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

All gates.

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

The little engine that could, but didn't feel like it

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Traveller's Luggage.

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

'Okay, which one of you guys just tooted?'

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

Bob always reads the Passenger Information Card, just to see what it says about him.

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "The Hendersons saved a small fortune in children's air fares"

Small boy at a railway station says he requires a compartment to hisself because he has to smoke