Collecting Luggage Gifts

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Utility Chic.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"You overpacked again."

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

Your Luggage

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

Traveller's Luggage.

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

The little engine that could, but didn't feel like it

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

Bob always reads the Passenger Information Card, just to see what it says about him.

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "The Hendersons saved a small fortune in children's air fares"

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

Small boy at a railway station says he requires a compartment to hisself because he has to smoke

"I shop therefore I am!"

'You're under arrest for being an accessory to a robbery!'