Bag Collecting Gifts

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Utility Chic.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

International Women's Day

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Seagiraffes

Robert Fripp

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.