Garbage Collecting Gifts

"Do you ever hate yourself?"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I shop, therefore I am."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Utility Chic.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

That's right. These plastic recycling bins are made to last thousands of years.

The traveling Yard Sale.

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

'What training do I get?'

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

Dustbin monster.

Garbage is a collector's item.

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon