Garbage Collector Gifts

"This is the part of the job that I hate."

'We better first check to see if that is trash or a piece of art.'

Kitchen Waste

'At this rate, we'll never become obsolete.'

'Don't swing and heave, lift and tilt. That's much easier on the back, and, I might add, proper etiquette.'

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

"Thank god for Tuesday morning therapy."

"Don't force it. Let me call tech support."

Look, kid, we got work to do. Don't be going all environmental on me.

"It's a twist top. You know, to keep out the dumb animals."

'My car! My car!'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

New from Apple, the iCan.

Budget eco-tours.

"No, it's not okay to make extra money on your route by offering rides to the public."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"No, for the last time, I don't smell 'something funny.' Perhaps you and I simply have a different sense of humor."

'...if I have to get a job when I grow up, I guess I'll be a garbage man. You get to drive big trucks, throw things and you only work on Tuesdays.'

Bear hanging onto the back of a garbage truck.

"Look lady, I told you before; anything over one-hundred pounds you gotta take to the dump yourself."

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

Municipal employee strike. Hang on boys. As soon as the stench reaches City Hall, they'll negotiate in good faith.

'Someone threw away a PERFECTLY good colon.'

'We like to think of ourselves as Last Responders.'

'Plastic garbage cans are fine... but I really miss the cacophonous sound of metal can dropped...'

'It's amazing what they throw away: a tracksuit, a dozen oranges and another 2-0 lead.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but I only deliver.'

Garbage is a collector's item.

Garbage dumped in the streets

"Strikes galore! Is nobody doing a shift nowadays!"

When Michelle said in her dating profile that she liked men in uniform, Dewey was not what she had in mind.