Trash Collector Gifts

Brazillian Waxing Salon.

Trash Collector approaches the monster underground.

Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,

"A bottle in the organs' bin? How many times do I have to tell you people: sort your recyclables?"

Instant winner trash can

Trash man getting close to underground monster.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

'What's the best job to have when the economy is bad?'

'Bob's 'old school'.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Utility Chic.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

That's right. These plastic recycling bins are made to last thousands of years.