Waste Collector Gifts

"This is the part of the job that I hate."

'Can you believe it? They still haven't picked up the trash.'

A chauffeur driven garbage truck.

Culture!

'Another mirage! First the bin lorry, and now this.'

'Just checking Sid - Are England flags Grey bin or Green bin?'

"Happens all the time. There's a lot of disposable income around here."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Used wheels

Feeling for shells

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Utility Chic.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

There it is – my dream beach house.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'