Waste Collector Mugs

"This is the part of the job that I hate."

'Can you believe it? They still haven't picked up the trash.'

A chauffeur driven garbage truck.

Culture!

'Another mirage! First the bin lorry, and now this.'

"Happens all the time. There's a lot of disposable income around here."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Feeling for shells

Used wheels

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Utility Chic.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

Snail Love.

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

For Sale By Owner

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'